If you are a Trader Joe’s shopper, you can buy their zhoug or chimichurri to make quicker work of the condiments here. Here are links to the SKCC zhoug and chimichurri from the archives if you’d like to make them.

I am assuming for 2 sliders per person. If you think you’ll go through more, increase the amounts for everything except the slaw; you’ll have enough to stretch there.